Part III of 939 Drawings: Charles Beneke, You Asked for It

So, since I started this project, a few of you have decided to change up your profile pictures and/or make requests. You know who you are, Charles Beneke–Cedric Jones-Charlotte Eisel. And, Tim Dooley, I don’t even know what to say about your new pic. Wow.

Ahem. So this one is for you, Charles Beneke.

First off, Charles Beneke (and I feel I must always state your full name), we know you are, like, totally handsome. You don’t have to rub our noses in it with your author dust-jacket photograph! Some of us have jobs to go to and can’t spend all day looking through your profile pics. And now that you are a full professor–congratulations, by the way–adjuncts all about the lands will want to collect your trading card.

So, here are some drawings for the future Charles Beneke Info-mercial.

The Charles Beneke signature eyeball.

The Charles Beneke “no-o’clock” shadow.

The Charles Beneke Playhouse in Eggshell and Sky Blue.

The source of all Charles Beneke’s knowledge and power.

Magical Magnifying Lenses!

The Charles Beneke Diamond-hard chin with grinding action!

The Charles Beneke Deluxe Nostril.

The Limited Edition Eyebrow (only 2 available!)

The Charles Beneke Custom Forehead. No ironing required!

The Beneke-check.

The Beneke-mop.

Beneke Super-Sonic Sound Receptor.

Call Now! & We’ll upgrade your Charles Beneke to Full Professor!

The Charles Beneke Cheek. Pinchable!

The Charles Beneke Paint-by-# Paint Set.

The Actual Charles Beneke Mini portrait where I follow the rules and quit being a smart-ass.

Aside:

Thanks for being a good sport, Charles Beneke. You’re the sweetest mad scientist printmaker. Oh, and I guess your prints are pretty cool, too.

See Also:

• Part II of 939 Drawings: My Facebook Friends’ Profile Pictures in Watercolor & Ink
• 939 Drawings: My Facebook Friends’ Profile Pictures in Watercolor & Ink